Dreams of Amelia

Eileen Garfinkel
animal communicator

Tell us about your superpower.
People come to me for behavioral problems with their animals. I can feel their emotions and hear their words.

Let us guess: Vegetarian?
Yes!

But be honest: If there’s a mosquito on your arm, would you swat it?
No, I’d shoo it away. Or ask it to leave.

Are fish happy inside bowls? 
I hate seeing caged animals—I never go to zoos, because it breaks my heart—but I’ve spoken to one family of fish and, surprisingly, they were happy. Of course, they lived in a tank larger than this bowl.

True or false: Dogs really are man’s best friend. Do they ever talk (deleted) about their owners?
[Laughs] They could be man’s best friend. The ones I’ve spoken to are very loyal and honest.